BJORK

I generally give good gifts, NOTE: only to people I actually like. If i don't like you and its your birthday, annimisery, bar mitzvah, baby shower, graduation, hell it could be your funeral, don't bother telling me. I won't be sending you shit, not even a smile in your direction..

HOWEVER, if I do like you and you are one of the few people I would consider near and dear to my boob/ heart , I'll go as far as making you something.. Nothing says I like your insides like something made, something well made that is. You know like Brad made a honest women out of Angelina (or she made a bitch out of him).. who's to judge. sooooooooooo, heres something I made for someone special, cause I think sometimes he likes her more than he likes me... He better not