FISH OUT OF WATER...

Im really lousy at this blogging shit not that I don't want to write mindless self absorbing crap just that Iv all of a sudden become busy..

Okay so seeing that in the next few hours it will be 2013 I've decided i will not be making any resolutions mostly because they are  dumb and because Im still to buy that damn waffle iron I promised myself

I did however learn new things about myself and, that your pretty much capable of most things you put your mind to, so heres to no longer being a fish out of water and mostly just getting my shit together in 2013...
Oh and buying crap I don't need

CHOWDER

The best kind of jobs are the ones where you can do what you want...in some cases who you want, (no pun intended).. in this case my other other favorite larger than life appetite eating everything in sight animal/ weird looking cat thing 

Chowder...

BLUE MONDAY

Okay Im lying I didn't actually wear this today, but I did realize that I have a weird obsession with the colour blue.
I don't quite know why, it just happened, and because of this I now think that blue paint is color crack, it really makes things look way cooler..PUN intended.
And yes I've become disgustingly into Nike Roshe Runs, the most comfortable thing after my bed

                                     

STICK FIGURES

Occasionally I'm reminded of what I actually studied.

A LIL VAY-KAY

I can't remember the last time I actually had "time-off", so I suppose I should probably make use of the next couple of days... I'll probably only be doing a lot of eating..hey its what I do best, that and reminding people who are ridiculous that they are well..ridiculous.. in a nice way of course

Oh and I'll be doing stuff that involves this...

And maybe get out some more of this...

CAT LADY

Its always this bitter sweet feeling when I finish things I've been working on or when I have to give them away, mostly because I never finish anything for myself yet always seem to finish things I do for other people. Its so much less bitter when you get paid for it though

So, here they are, a little customization job I had to do, I expected it to look horrible as I do most things I take on, but was kinda surprised, you know kinda how it is the first time you have snails and you think its gonna taste like donkeys ass (not that I know what donkeys ass taste like) but, it turns out to be pretty good..

and then...

BJORK

I generally give good gifts, NOTE: only to people I actually like. If i don't like you and its your birthday, annimisery, bar mitzvah, baby shower, graduation, hell it could be your funeral, don't bother telling me. I won't be sending you shit, not even a smile in your direction..

HOWEVER, if I do like you and you are one of the few people I would consider near and dear to my boob/ heart , I'll go as far as making you something.. Nothing says I like your insides like something made, something well made that is. You know like Brad made a honest women out of Angelina (or she made a bitch out of him).. who's to judge. sooooooooooo, heres something I made for someone special, cause I think sometimes he likes her more than he likes me... He better not

OH AMY

People with addictive personalities are the most interesting or the most disturbed which ever way you want to take it Amy was brilliant, addiction and all that girl could SING, missing tooth and odd ball tattoos couldn't take that away...One of my favorite dead people, on a bad day theres nothing better than Amy singing Frank, hey another dead person I like..

KID SISTER

Meet my kid sister, she actually looks like that..true story

808s AND BEER CRATES

Personally I'm more of a cut down trees drive a lawn mower through traffic "Pink"type of break up person [Im  yet to experience something that would make me do that] but, in all honesty "808's and Heart Break"would be the prelude to that type of behavior. Shut Up, and be honest, even though you hate the auto tunes singing shit, Kanye makes valid relationship deductions on that album.

BUT, its not a album you wanna live your life in, you listen to it for a week, eat 50 cupcakes and hide the album as far away as possible ....then you put on some "Pink" and throw full beer cans at peoples faces and cars, preferably from the tops of bridges ..Oh, and the album cover is great.

CRACK HEAD BUY CRACK

Screw a clothing deal (okay I kid).. I want a "Hello Panda"deal. I should be getting mad bitch mafia points at Clicks for buying up all their stock every morning. But for reals, these are to me what crack is to a junkie, I mean Samuel L Jackson Jungle fever junkie.


Ever seen the orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"(If you don't know this movie we have nothing left to say to each other) Well its kinda like that, minus having to stare at Billy Crystals awkward hairline.

EVERYONE-ALICE IS JEALOUS

More like I wonder where my brain am??... Yes I know that sentence structure sucks whale nuts kinda like my ability to sketch anything at the moment. So, heres some old brain fart cause my current brain fart probably is just fart.

DANCING SHOES

...OH..SO HELLO